cuddy.

'Mad Heighlander on a canterin cuddy aboot tae lassoo the Haggis whilst in its bagpippean skirl of distress.'

Translation:

cuddy: a horse.

'Insane Highlander upon a cantering horse about to lasso a Haggis while it is in the throes of its bagpippean piercing call of distress.'

Haggis recipe:

Turn the skin, beak, legs and pistle into bagpipes. Stuff the remainder into a sheep's stomach with an excess of spices and boil until sterilised. Serve with mashed turnip and plenty of fresh ground black pepper.

23, Jan, 2001.