graip.

"Welcome - this is yir jile and I'm yer jiler for the day - noo get ben the hoose and assume the position for tae be graiped."

Translated:

graip: search with the hands, probe, examine.

"Welcome - this is your jail and I am your jailer for the day - now proceed through the facility and assume the position for a cavity search."

11, Sept, 2009

Welcome.