Wax cylinder recording device sits on a table beside a massive ginger tom cat in a pre electric kitchen with a cast iron range glowing in the background featuring a cast iron clothes iron and brass kettle hanging from a hook. A granny sits facing into the recording trumpet surrounded by horns, bells, drum, tambourine, washboard and other sound effect apparatus recording her voice while tapping a glass jar with a 'his masters voice' type dog sitting beside her looking on in puzzlement.

Scottish Word: Soond.

Tags: bell, candle, cat, drum, granny, horns, lamp, oven, scones, spoon

I’m going to share mha secret scone recipe on this wax cylinder furlie for aw youz in the future. Whit can ah say, ahm a techie. Ah hope ye enjoy mha soond effects. “Sift 32oz, o … Continue reading Soond. →

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Man with whisky giving a dog crowdie and oatcake.

Scottish Word: Crowdie.

Tags: bowl, cheese, cow, hedge, scarf, socks, Whisky

No I’m no gien mha whisky tae the dug. The thoucht! That’d be daft. An’ cruel. He’s getting his Hogmanay treat o a bittie oatcake wi dods o some crowdie. Made frae the donations o Elsie … Continue reading Crowdie. →

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Three witches at a cauldron creating all sorts of coloured smoke and fumes.

Scottish Word: Smuir.

Tags: boots, gravestone, masks, pipe, skull, smoke, witches

Weel weel aw oor cookin up o this virus has resulted in a wee bonus o this wee bittie cloot* whit’ll keep the smeek an smuir oot o oor lighs. ahn whit’s mair if’n we whip … Continue reading Smuir. →

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